Rest. Heal. Sleep. I shall most likely kill you on the morrow.” “You? A Princess Bride quote?” I croaked. “What is that?” she asked.

God save me from idealists.

Whenever it gets too dark, think of the good things you have, the good times you've had. It will help. I promise.

Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle.

This is what it look like when it WORKS?

I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.

...the Female Once-Over - a process by which one woman creates a detailed profile of another woman based upon about a million subtle details of clothing, jewelry, makeup, and body type, and then decides how much of a social threat she might be. Men have a parallel process, but it's binary: Does he have beer? If yes, will he share with me?