Whenever it gets too dark, think of the good things you have, the good times you've had. It will help. I promise.

The only good thing about having your back to the wall is that it makes it really easy to choose which way you're going to go.

A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.

He gave me a severe look over his spectacles and said, as if he thought the words were deadly venom and might kill me, "You are an untidy person.

But the only way never to do the wrong thing is never to do anything.

Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now.

For me chivalry isn't dead; it's an involuntary reflex.