I've done smarter things in my life. Once, for example, I threw myself out of a moving car in order to take on a truckload of lycanthropes singlehandedly." ~Harry Dresden

I would hit you on the head with a rock and drag you away from this. But it would only shatter the rock.

I put the ick in magic.

Keep it up, wise guy. I'm always going to be taller than you once you're lying unconscious on the ground.

Gruff,” I said, “I find myself largely clueless about why mortal women do what they do. It will take a wiser man than me to understand what’s in a fae woman’s mind.

If you can't stop the bad thoughts from coming to visit, at least you can make fun of them while they're hanging around.

My hair had grown out long and shaggy—not in that sexy-young-rock-star kind of way but in that time-to-take-Rover-to-the-groomer kind of way.