Keep it up, wise guy. I'm always going to be taller than you once you're lying unconscious on the ground.

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

Oh, what would you like on your vegetarian pizza?" "Dead pigs and cows," I said. She glanced up at me and wrinkled her nose. "They're vegetarians," I said defensively.

All of those faeries and duels and mad queens and so on, and no one quoted old Billy Shakespeare. Not even once.

I brought the Beetle to life with a roar. Well. Not really a roar. A Volkswagen Bug doesn't roar. But it sort of growled.

Me and polite have never been on close terms.

Sheep can befriend a hungry wolf only for briefly.