Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.
Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.
Wait. You work for me?" "I prefer to think of it as managing your incompetence.
Sheep can befriend a hungry wolf only for briefly.
When I started, I was pretty sure I was going to be writing some goofy little wizard novels that might make me some part-time money and would hopefully lead to something I could do better.
See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.