No rest for the wicked, Bob, and that means that we can't slack off either, or they'll outwork us.

I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.

Jobs are a part of life. Maybe you've heard of the concept. It's called work? See, what happens is that you suffer through doing annoying and humiliating things until you get paid not enough money. Like those Japanese game shows, only without all the glory.

Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference.

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of trauma, I will fear no concussion.

Isana felt her throat tighten. "We failed." Serai lifted her chin and patted Isana's arm firmly. "We have not yet succeeded. There is a difference.

I've always felt that the best whips and chains are in the mind. With a little creativity, the physical ones are hardly necessary.