I'm brilliant as well as skilled," he said modestly. "It's a great burden, all of that on top of my angelic good looks. But I try to soldier on as best I can.

The mad rarely know that they are mad. It's the rest of the world, I think, that seems insane to them.

Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste.

I checked my gear, my pockets, my shoelaces, and realized that I had crossed the line between making sure I was ready and trying to postpone the inevitable.

... They paid some madman who thought he was a decorator a lot of money to make the place look hip and unique. May be it's my lack of fashion sense talking, but I thought they should have held out for one of those gorillas who has learned to paint. The results would have been of similar quality, and they could have paid in fresh produce. - Harry Dresden, Small Favor, Jim Butcher

I can't be under arrest now... I don't have time.

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?