I don't have a muse. I have a mortgage.

Thank God for wisecracks.

People always equate beauty with good, but it just ain't so.

Let's sum up: an unknown number of enemies with unknown capabilities, supported by a gang of madmen, packs of attack animals, and superhumanly intelligent pocket change.

The mad rarely know that they are mad. It's the rest of the world, I think, that seems insane to them.

Love is patient. Love is kind. Love always forgives, trusts, supports, and endures. Love never fails. When every star in the heavens grows cold, and when silence lies once more on the face of the deep, three things will endure: faith, hope, and love.

Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle.