No one is an unjust villain in his own mind. Even - perhaps even especially those who are the worst of us. Some of the cruelest tyrants in history were motivated by noble ideals, or made choices they would call "hard but necessary" for the good of their nation. We're all the hero of our own story.

Just like credit card companies, or those student loan people. Now there's evil for you.

The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner's. They're funny like that.

I got the sneaking suspicion that the vampire was a couple of Peeps short of an Easter basket.

Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle.

Where instinct fails, intellect must venture.

There are some people who will never understand what loyalty means. They could tell you what it was, of course, but they will never know.They will never see it from the inside. They couldn't imagine a world where something like that was real.