Just like credit card companies, or those student loan people. Now there's evil for you.

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.

People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.

My brief flash of relief and confidence melted away. Good thing it did, too. I'm sure the world would come to an end if I were allowed to feel a sense of relief and well-being for any length of time.

Thomas has the kind of whiter-than-white boyish grin that makes women's panties spontaneously evaporate.

Sheep can befriend a hungry wolf only for briefly.

Unicorns," I said. "Very dangerous. You go first.