I've always admired your ability to be unilaterally irritating.

The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner's. They're funny like that.

Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated.

I like to think of it less as embezzling and more as an involuntary goodwill contribution.

I've done smarter things in my life. Once, for example, I threw myself out of a moving car in order to take on a truckload of lycanthropes singlehandedly." ~Harry Dresden

When I started, I was pretty sure I was going to be writing some goofy little wizard novels that might make me some part-time money and would hopefully lead to something I could do better.

Fear is bred from ignorance. So knowledge is a weapon against it, and reason is the tool of knowledge.