I can't be under arrest now... I don't have time.

Children are a precious gift, but they belong to no one but themselves. They are only lent us a little while.

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.

You can't plan for everything or you never get started in the first place.

If you shoot, I will kill her before I die." Yes," Kitai said in a patient tone. "Which is why I have not shot you. Yet.

I had a vague memory of being that ridiculous at one time. Let he who hath never worn parachute pants cast the first stone.

Yeah, but I forgot to take my George Orwell-shaped multivitamins along with my breakfast bowl of Big Brother Os this morning.