It was one of those moments that would have had dramatic music if my life were a movie, but instead I got a radio jingle for some kind of submarine sandwich place blaring over the store's ambient stereo. The movie of my life must be really low-budget.

Thomas has the kind of whiter-than-white boyish grin that makes women's panties spontaneously evaporate.

I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent.

Fading light means more than just the end of another day. Night is when terrible things emerge from their sleep and seek soft flesh and hot blood.

Do you have a little white dress? I've had this deep-seated nurse fantasy about you, Murphy.

I like to stay cozy with my paranoia, not pass her around to my friends and family.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.