As a whole, people suck. But a person can be extraordinary

Hope is a force of nature. Don't let anyone tell you different.

When you do something stupid and die, it's pathetic," I said. "When you do something stupid and survive it, then you get to call it impressive or heroic.

Here's where I ask why don't you spend your time doing something safer and more boring. Like maybe administering suppositories to rabid gorillas.

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast.

The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.

So?" Bob said. "Hat up, go kill her. Problem solved." "Bob," I said. "You can't just go around killing people." "I know. That's why you should do it." "No, no. I can't go around killing people, either.