Survival was not enough. One had to live.

Oh, I forgot to mention it: My brother is the kind of man whom women stalk. In cooperative packs.

...you look like you fell out of a crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down.

You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone.

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.

Dresden. Am I interrupting something?" "Well, I was going to settle down with a porn video and a bottle of baby oil, but I really don't have enough for two.

I would hit you on the head with a rock and drag you away from this. But it would only shatter the rock.