... They paid some madman who thought he was a decorator a lot of money to make the place look hip and unique. May be it's my lack of fashion sense talking, but I thought they should have held out for one of those gorillas who has learned to paint. The results would have been of similar quality, and they could have paid in fresh produce. - Harry Dresden, Small Favor, Jim Butcher

You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone.

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

I believe that there's a cloud for every silver lining,' I said.

He wasn't evil as much as magnificently innocent of any kind of morality.

The mad rarely know that they are mad. It's the rest of the world, I think, that seems insane to them.

He had hard, steady eyes, and all the comforting, reassuring charm of a dental drill. - Harry Dresden describing Morgan