Your face looks like a sack of purple potatoes
Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.
You're dead, son. Cheer is contraindicated.
You killed my dog! Get your affairs in order.
He had hard, steady eyes, and all the comforting, reassuring charm of a dental drill. - Harry Dresden describing Morgan
How long have you been a Wiccan?' 'A what?' 'A pagan. A witch.' 'I'm not a witch,' I said, glancing out the door. 'I'm a wizard.' Sanya frowned. 'What is the difference?' 'Wizard has a Z' He looked at me blankly. 'No one appreciates me.' I muttered.