See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.

Because even if they are doing something immoral, I'd be an idiot to start criticizing them for it if I wasn't perfect myself. Smoking is self-destructive. Drinking is self-destructive. Losing your temper and yelling at people is wrong. Lying is wrong. Cheating is wrong. Stealing is wrong. But people do that stuff all the time. Soon as I figure out how to be a perfect human being, then I'm qualified to go lecture other people about how they live their lives.

There is no spoon. I am completely spoonless over here.

A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.

It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of trauma, I will fear no concussion.

For me chivalry isn't dead; it's an involuntary reflex.