Magicians are definitely more arrogant. They're kind of like "Abra Kadabra, you're an idiot," they don't let you in on the joke. Comedians, you're always in on the joke unless it's Andy Kaufman.

It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.

The combination of what's written and just being in the moment is always the best way. You gotta start out with something solid and then you play.

I think I could go away tomorrow. I've already accomplished something. It's such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself.

I don't make it in regular channels, and that's okay for me.

Not hope, but Faith. I don't believe in hope. Hope is a beggar.

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