Magicians are definitely more arrogant. They're kind of like "Abra Kadabra, you're an idiot," they don't let you in on the joke. Comedians, you're always in on the joke unless it's Andy Kaufman.

I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.

I'm not a bible thumper, I'm not any of that stuff, but I do believe that the force is with us.

Movies are great, but the real romance happens right here somewhere as real close-up. Either you're the one erasing or you're the one being erased, so... It's not a pleasant feeling!

It's time to P-A-R-T-Why? Because I gotta!

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.

The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities!