Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Risk being seen in all of your glory.

I don't feel any pressure to be funny at all. I'm funny because I want to be funny. I could sit here and be serious for an hour and you would go away and make me much funnier than I am.

Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

I just want to be myself.

When someone you love dies, you don't lose them all at once. You lose them in pieces over time, like how the mail stops coming.

My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.

I’ve often said that I wish people could realize all their dreams and wealth and fame, so that they could see that it’s not where they’re gonna find their sense of completion. Like many of you, I was concerned about going out into the world and doing something bigger than myself, until someone smarter than myself made me realize that there is nothing bigger than myself. My soul is not contained within the limits of my body, my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.