I don't believe in bad people. I believe that people, somewhere inside, have the potential to realize themselves.

Not hope, but Faith. I don't believe in hope. Hope is a beggar.

Christmas was really where I started coming into my own as a performer because I did all this stuff on my own, all this performing on my own. When other kids were outside playing, I was in my room conjuring characters and impressions and things like that.

My dad was like a stage mother he always pushed me to do what I wanted.

I just love to skate. When I put a skate on the ice, I'm free from the world, and I have no problems at all. I am a bird!

Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!

Lots of people say if you dredge too much stuff up, you'll go crazy - "You'll go insane!" But for a comedian, insanity is not a problem. It's a goal.