Choose love and don't ever let fear turn you away from your playful heart

I would do anything to be anywhere in the vicinity of Eckhart Tolle.

I don't feel any pressure to be funny at all. I'm funny because I want to be funny. I could sit here and be serious for an hour and you would go away and make me much funnier than I am.

Like many of you, I was concerned about going out into the world and doing something bigger than myself. Until someone smarter than myself made me realize that there is nothing bigger than myself.

I want to be a positive force in the world, I would like to make people happy.

It's exhausting I think to just say really yes to everything for real, even if you do it for a day.

One man's toxic waste is another man's potpourri.