There is a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that's going to eat you.

I absolutely want to have a career where you make'em laugh and make'em cry. It's all theater.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

You know the trouble with real life? There's no danger music.

I'm so wrapped up in my work that it's often impossible to consider other things in my life. My marriage ended in divorce because of this, my relationship with Holly has suffered by this.

There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'

I have no limits! I cannot be contained because I'm the container.