There is a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that's going to eat you.

Some nights it was a melee, literally, where I'd be standing trying to defend myself for what I was doing. People would be screaming at me to do my old act, and getting actually violent and angry at me.

Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me!

Either you're the one erasing or you're the one being erased.

You can be zany and funny or you can do something that really has some depth to it and serious, so there's many different colors to paint with. I would hate to get trapped in one little thing. I always feel like funny is an appendage, but it is not my whole body.

Every character is a baby. You can't choose between them. If you can, you didn't do your job. You have to fall in love with every character.

The combination of what's written and just being in the moment is always the best way. You gotta start out with something solid and then you play.