There is a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that's going to eat you.

I'm the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it's still about the work.

I was on Prozac for a long time. It may have helped me out of a jam for a little bit, but people stay on it forever.

Comedy started out as my hobby and then it became my profession. It's like being on call all the time, like having a built-in beeper. You can't just leave the office and relax because you never know when you'll think of something funny.

My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.

But, you know, you can't be a star at home.

I hope everybody could get rich and famous.