Everything can be made fun of. The most serious things are ripe for making fun of them.

Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.

Morgan Freeman is so class. He's so cool. He's so scary.

The wonderful thing about digital process is that I can be cast in films that I would never be cast in. If I have it in my soul to play the character it doesn't matter what my face looks like, or my age. It's really liberating.

If you aren't in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret.

There are peaks, there are valleys. But they're all kind of carved and smoothed out, and it feels like a low level of despair you live in. Where you're not getting any answers, but you're living OK. And you can smile at the office. You know? But it's a low level of despair. I was on Prozac for a long time. It may have helped me out of a jam for a little bit, but people stay on it forever. I had to get off at a certain point because I realized that, you know, everything's just OK.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.