Uh uh uh, turning the car into oncoming traffic... is counterproductive!

I think it's important never to look a gift horse in the mouth, never to overlook your talents [and] what you're good at.

The dating process is not normal for me.

I never thought I was finished when people said I was finished, or any of that stuff. I always had this undying belief that even if I was in a wheelchair and I could only move my finger, somehow I would become the guy who does the amazing thing with his finger.

The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities!

I always have been introspective, since I was a little kid, since I could remember, I was sitting in a closet trying to write out the meaning of the universe. That's been my whole life.

My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.