I need privacy. I would think that because what I do makes a lot of people happy that I might deserve a little bit of respect in return. Instead, the papers try to drag me off my pedestal.

The dating process is not normal for me.

Risk being seen in all of your glory.

You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.

It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.

I think it's important never to look a gift horse in the mouth, never to overlook your talents [and] what you're good at.

Magicians are definitely more arrogant. They're kind of like "Abra Kadabra, you're an idiot," they don't let you in on the joke. Comedians, you're always in on the joke unless it's Andy Kaufman.