Movie offers are out there for me, I just don't hear them yet.

I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who had me running around town buying pieces of ribbon to fill the colors in my aura. Did the Prozac thing.

If you aren't in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret.

It is better to risk starving to death then surrender. If you give up on your dreams, what's left?

It's our intention. Our intention is everything. Nothing happens on this planet without it. Not one single thing has ever been accomplished without intention.

Every character is a baby. You can't choose between them. If you can, you didn't do your job. You have to fall in love with every character.

Lots of people say if you dredge too much stuff up, you'll go crazy - "You'll go insane!" But for a comedian, insanity is not a problem. It's a goal.