I hate Christmas. I do think it is odd that I have wound up playing these two iconic Christmas haters. It is the same story, in a way. Scrooge is the original Grinch. I think I am perfectly suited, because I have had some dark Christmases.

I said yes to so many things, from a sex change to gastric by-pass surgery, so it's always paid off for me.

People need motivation to do anything. I don't think human beings learn anything without desperation.

I have no limits! I cannot be contained because I'm the container.

comedy is a high form of art becaus it brings us more joy than anything else, practically but at the same time, it doesn't get a lot of respect. that's the sacrifice you make to do it.

I don't make it in regular channels, and that's okay for me.

I praticed making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was going to see the devil if I kept looking in the mirror. That fascinated me even more, of course.