comedy is a high form of art becaus it brings us more joy than anything else, practically but at the same time, it doesn't get a lot of respect. that's the sacrifice you make to do it.

I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day when I'm alone and don't have to be on, performing.

One man's toxic waste is another man's potpourri.

Either you're the one erasing or you're the one being erased.

In retrospect it always seems to work out that you can look back on something that was a disaster and find some gems in there.

So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality.

My spiritual journey has been a good kind of thing I've been on. I guess some people would say I'm obsessed with it, but in a really good way. It's just enjoyable. I don't really have crazy obsessions about things.