I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about Aspen.

Morgan Freeman is so class. He's so cool. He's so scary.

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.

My dad was like a stage mother he always pushed me to do what I wanted.

What’s yours? How will you serve the world? What do they need that your talent can provide? That’s all you have to figure out.

I refuse to feel guilty. I feel guilty about too much in my life but not about money. I went through periods when I had nothing, so somebody in my family has to get stinkin' wealthy.

I don't think anybody should go through life without a team of psychologists. I have been through times when I'm literally squatting in the living room, having one of those open-throated cries, where you're crying all the way to your butthole. I always believed I would come out of it, though.