I enjoy fame except when I'm with my daughter. Kids stop me all the time and I don't want her to be jealous of the attention. Also, sometimes I just want to be left alone and I refuse to make rubber faces. That's when they start asking, What's the matter, man, don't you like your job? I say, Yeah, I like my job. But I also like having sex, and I'm not going to do that in front of you either.
Jim CarreyAny1 who would run out to buy an assault rifle after the Newtown massacre has very little left in their body or soul worth protecting. ;^
Jim CarreyIn retrospect it always seems to work out that you can look back on something that was a disaster and find some gems in there.
Jim CarreyEverybody expects the fairy tale - you're going to be together forever with somebody. I don't really subscribe to that. I'd love that to happen if that happened, but ten years is enough. Ten years is a good thing with somebody, I think. It's a nice thing. A lot of good love can happen in ten years.
Jim Carrey