I've never been one to sit back and go, 'I'd better do what the audience wants me to do, because I don't want to lose them.'

Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone.

Humor is not debatable. It's like sex. Either you're aroused or you're not. Nobody can reason you around to their point of view.

I enjoy fame except when I'm with my daughter. Kids stop me all the time and I don't want her to be jealous of the attention. Also, sometimes I just want to be left alone and I refuse to make rubber faces. That's when they start asking, What's the matter, man, don't you like your job? I say, Yeah, I like my job. But I also like having sex, and I'm not going to do that in front of you either.

Our eyes are not viewers, they're also projectors that are running a second story over the picture that we see in front of us all the time. Fear is writing that script, and the working title is 'I'll never be enough'

The only thing that has ever consumed me is love from time to time. Feeling like, 'What is it? How do I get it?'

One man's toxic waste is another man's potpourri.