If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.

I don't know what happened to architecture [in Las-Vegas] I think they're getting us ready for space colonies or something, nobody puts a window in that you can crack.

Fear is going to be a player in your life, but you get to decide how much.

I have spiritual beliefs that I could literally go out and make an entire comedy routine about, and tour as some sort of spiritual guru, but it kind of goes against that [as] I actually believe the things, so I'm always kind of caught in the middle.

I wish everyone could experience being rich and famous, so they'd see it wasn't the answer to anything.

Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Risk being seen in all of your glory.

You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.