I don't feel any pressure to be funny at all. I'm funny because I want to be funny. I could sit here and be serious for an hour and you would go away and make me much funnier than I am.

It's exhausting I think to just say really yes to everything for real, even if you do it for a day.

What’s yours? How will you serve the world? What do they need that your talent can provide? That’s all you have to figure out.

Don't worry if you miss your cue, because there's always doors opening. They keep opening.

I just love to skate. When I put a skate on the ice, I'm free from the world, and I have no problems at all. I am a bird!

I've never been one to sit back and go, 'I'd better do what the audience wants me to do, because I don't want to lose them.'

I'd like to thank my mother, my father, the Academy. I'm sorry. I was thinking of something else.