I don't feel any pressure to be funny at all. I'm funny because I want to be funny. I could sit here and be serious for an hour and you would go away and make me much funnier than I am.

Comedy started out as my hobby and then it became my profession. It's like being on call all the time, like having a built-in beeper. You can't just leave the office and relax because you never know when you'll think of something funny.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

My upbringing in Canada made me the person I am. I will always be proud to be a Canadian.

Choose love and don't ever let fear turn you away from your playful heart

I have been the guy who has everything but yet is so one-track minded about what I want, that I can't see my blessings.

You might as well take a chance on doing what you love.