I don't feel any pressure to be funny at all. I'm funny because I want to be funny. I could sit here and be serious for an hour and you would go away and make me much funnier than I am.

My dad was like a stage mother he always pushed me to do what I wanted.

My upbringing in Canada made me the person I am. I will always be proud to be a Canadian.

I'd like to thank my mother, my father, the Academy. I'm sorry. I was thinking of something else.

I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.

I always have been introspective, since I was a little kid, since I could remember, I was sitting in a closet trying to write out the meaning of the universe. That's been my whole life.

Originality is really important.