My psychiatrist says I have a messiah complex. But I forgave him.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.

I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.

I don't know what happened to architecture [in Las-Vegas] I think they're getting us ready for space colonies or something, nobody puts a window in that you can crack.

Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Risk being seen in all of your glory.

Don't worry if you miss your cue, because there's always doors opening. They keep opening.