People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die.
Always say no to drugs. It will drive the prices down.
I took the wife out last night; one punch!
Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake.
When we have an item that has value to the school and the athletic department, we cannot throw it away just to be fair.
I don't believe in predestined fate. The future is what we choose to create.