I definitely don't know why men are turned-on by lesbianism.

I don't regret any of my transgressions, because I believe I paid for them a million times over.

I'm alive, happier than I've ever been, and I'm doing exactly what I want.

I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too.

In contrast to how my father treated me, I won't hit him, I won't call him evil, I'll give him affection, and I'll pay attention to him.

It amazes me that some people who ordinarily can recognize autocratic bullying, tacky sloganeering, and - especially - camp value are unable to spot it in this Hate Scare that grips the Western world.

You truly need to witness me goo-gooing and coo-cooing and making up goofy little songs to glean a full appreciation of how nauseating I can be. This is another instance where things seemingly don't add up - how can this vile, hateful, violent, misogynist, racist, loathsome, repugnant, worthless, reprehensible subhuman be so insanely tender and kind to little doggies and kitty-cats?