I'm the only convict who couldn't get into Australia.

I definitely don't know why men are turned-on by lesbianism.

You have to be careful because those feelings and bitterness can take over and consume in a bad way.

Many of the racial problems in America are caused by the fact that people are innately tribal, and politicians know how to exploit that biological fact.

I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too.

One of the greatest pleasures I get from my measly professional career is confusing people. "Wait - he beats women and seems like a Nazi, but he has impeccable grammar and keen reasoning skills and sings country music and can, from time to time, say or do something really funny?" It absolutely doesn't compute for them. I enjoy that immensely.

I'm still an obsessive personality, and I still think I'm right, and I still believe my literary balls hang far lower than nearly anyone else's alive.