Reagan promised everyone a seven-course dinner. Ours turned out to be a possum and a six-pack.

When everybody does better, EVERYBODY does better.

The original Greek word "idiotes" referred to people who might have had a high IQ, but were so self-involved that they focused exclusively on their own life and were both ignorant of and uncaring about public concerns and the common good.

It's hard for the donkeys to win the race if they're going to carry the elephants on their backs.

Ronald Reagan's idea of a good farm program was Hee Haw.

Politics ought to be fun. It shouldn't be just boring meetings.

Banks don't commit crimes. Bankers do. And they won't ever stop if they don't have to pay for their crimes.