God built the world, but he did not know it was round.
Every comedian is just doing the comedy they find funny. This is me and it's not clean in any way. I could get a lot more work on TV playing clean but it's never interesting.
I don't think I've ever prayed in my entire life, never sat and had an imaginary chat with God.
Here's the thing about people who believe in god... They're idiots.
No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I'm a bad person, basically.
I wouldn't perform in front of the Nazis. I hear they didn't take freedom of speech too well. It would be a fun gig to rip into them, but I don't think the ending would be great for me.