We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.

Because of the way I've made my money or the way I've conducted myself in public to get success, it doesn't make me any better a person. So I always thought money and achievement would make me a more legitimate person, where my family seems to think it's all about actions.

I was 13 when I was started questioning and 16 when I stopped believing in God.

Every comedian is just doing the comedy they find funny. This is me and it's not clean in any way. I could get a lot more work on TV playing clean but it's never interesting.

Stand-up is just me trying to be as funny as possible in the most concentrated hour with me standing on stage with no storyline, no plot line, and no character development.

Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises.

I've never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group.