No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I'm a bad person, basically.

Having your own show, where you're not in trouble all the time, because you're kind of the boss, is a wonderful experience. If I made mistakes everyone was very nice to me.

Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises.

The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy.

There are two types of actors. There's the actors who can acknowledge that they could never do standup comedy. Then there's the pretentious ones, who believe that acting is harder than standup comedy. I definitely don't think it is. I also think making a comedy is substantially harder than making a drama.

I can't imagine being a woman in the world of acting, like where you age starts to weigh you down - you go from being attractive to where they [directors] decided you're out... I feel like with stand-up comedy, it doesn't matter if I've gotten fatter.

If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person.