We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.
I've never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group.
Having your own show, where you're not in trouble all the time, because you're kind of the boss, is a wonderful experience. If I made mistakes everyone was very nice to me.
Can't punch women in the face!
God built the world, but he did not know it was round.
I think only things that are personal to us offend us. It's always bizarre when people who would normally laugh at an AIDS joke won't laugh at a cancer joke, but far more people know somebody who's died from cancer.