Complainant received immediate lacerations of the credibility.

I became a copy boy. Not for long. I started writing stories.

Marvelous Marv was holding down first base. This is like saying Willie Sutton works at your bank.

The other feature is a gymnasium named after another dead politician who was gifted with fast and extremely sure hands.

Anything that isn't writing is easy

True New Yorkers do not really seek information about the outside world. They feel that if anything is not in New York it is not likely to be interesting.

Newspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence?