Anything that isn't writing is easy

Politics: where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.

I think it would be very good if writers and artists take a stand in electoral politics. They've got the ability to put words together that might reach the ears of the people of the city who vote.

Media, the plural of mediocrity.

The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit.

The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.