Newspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence?

Politics: where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.

I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest of my life I'd never take a job in a place where you couldn't throw cigarette butts on the floor. I was hooked on this writing for newspapers and magazines.

Those of Manhattan are the brokers on Wall Street and they talk of people who went to the same colleges; those from Queens are margin clerks in the back offices and they speak of friends who live in the same neighborhood.

Designed by architects with honorable intentions but hands of palsy.

Rage is ... This is Breslin's full quote: Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers

I'm on my high school football team and MUST show how much I know.