A job on a newspaper is a special thing. Every day you take something that you found out about, and you put it down and in a matter of hours it becomes a product. Not just a product like a can or something. It is a personal product that people, a lot of people, take the time to sit down and read.

Marvelous Marv was holding down first base. This is like saying Willie Sutton works at your bank.

The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.

Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that talks.

The auditorium, named after a dead Queens politician is windowless in honor of the secrecy in which he lived and, probably, the bank vaults he frequented.

The professional arsonist builds vacant lots for money.

Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.