The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit.
Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me.
I became a copy boy. Not for long. I started writing stories.
The professional arsonist builds vacant lots for money.
Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.
Newspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence?