I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest of my life I'd never take a job in a place where you couldn't throw cigarette butts on the floor. I was hooked on this writing for newspapers and magazines.

I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest of my life I'd never take a job in a place where you couldn't throw cigarette butts on the floor. I was hooked on this writing for newspapers and magazines.

The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.

Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.

Don't call me a journalist; I hate the word. It's pretentious!

The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit.

Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that talks.