Don't call me a journalist; I hate the word. It's pretentious!

I'm on my high school football team and MUST show how much I know.

Complainant received immediate lacerations of the credibility.

Politics: where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.

Those of Manhattan are the brokers on Wall Street and they talk of people who went to the same colleges; those from Queens are margin clerks in the back offices and they speak of friends who live in the same neighborhood.

What you want to do is not go to work. You're not missing a thing. The worst thing I did was start work young.

Journalism should be truthful and entertaining. You know, with news and important facts you can entertain people too. Have a little humor. Life isn't all that deadly all the time, but while you're having fun, tell the truth. If every word of a column is deadly serious, I can't read it. It makes me throw up.