Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that talks.

Marvelous Marv was holding down first base. This is like saying Willie Sutton works at your bank.

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.

Those of Manhattan are the brokers on Wall Street and they talk of people who went to the same colleges; those from Queens are margin clerks in the back offices and they speak of friends who live in the same neighborhood.

Media, the plural of mediocrity.

Newspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence?

The test of a good idea is its ability to last through a hangover