Maybe there is another who sees life not as a flickering candle but as a torch that can illuminate an undiscovered world.

When they tried to draft me, I earned a college degree.

Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid.

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies.

Truth is stranger than fishin.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin' man, I have chalked up many a mile. Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks, and I learned much from both of their styles.